Director: Scott Derrickson Stars: Mason Thames, Ethan Hawke, Madeleine McGraw Denver, Colorado in October of 1978. Conceivably, Michael Myers is terrorising Haddonfield a thousand miles away, but here the name feared by kids and adults alike is "The Grabber". So nicknamed by the press, there's a man cruising the neighbourhoods in a black van abducting …
Review: Cha Cha Real Smooth
Director: Cooper Raiff Stars: Dakota Johnson, Cooper Raiff, Vanessa Burghardt I wasn't going to review this one. Watching it, I made the decision; no. There's enough hate and snark and negativity on the internet, and when people get impassioned about how much they dislike something, how unnecessarily angry it made them, they lose all sense …
Review: Pleasure
Director: Ninja Thyberg Stars: Sofia Kappel, Revika Reustle, Chris Cock A teenage anti-porn activist, Ninja Thyberg's clean, confident debut feature Pleasure intends to demystify one of LA's foremost economies. Less a didactic essay against porn than a fair exposure of humdrum dramas and business transactions, it balances positive and negative attributes of an industry built on …
Review: Earwig
Director: Lucile Hadžihalilović Stars: Paul Hilton, Romane Hemelaers, Romola Garai Mid 20th century (approximately 1960), somewhere in Europe. Behind the shuttered windows and locked doors of a bleak apartment building, a young girl, Mia (Romane Hemelaers), is sequestered with her guardian/dentist Albert Scellinc (Paul Hilton). Few words pass between them. Albert collects saliva from Mia via …
Review: Good Luck to You, Leo Grande
Director: Sophie Hyde Stars: Isabella Laughland, Daryl McCormack, Emma Thompson In Good Luck to You, Leo Grande Emma Thompson plays a mature woman who hires a younger male sex worker for his services. Her character 'Nancy' is stiflingly ashamed of this action, and much of their initial meeting is taken up by her dithering, quasi-panicked reaction …
Review: Swan Song
Director: Todd Stephens Stars: Udo Kier, Jennifer Coolidge, Linda Evans From his early Euro heartthrob days, through those incendiary Andy Warhol exploitation flicks, Argento's Suspiria and beyond, Udo Kier has always been an icon. With well over 200 film credits to his name, these days he's most bankable for archly memorable supporting performances, adding a unique …
Review: Offseason
Director: Mickey Keating Stars: Jocelin Donahue, Joe Swanberg, Melora Walters The regional horror scene in America in the 1970s - independent B-pictures that played select areas and drive-ins without the cache for a countrywide release - was largely dismissed at the time, thought of as crummy or half-baked, victims of their own meagre circumstance. It's …
Review: Jurassic World: Dominion
Director: Colin Trevorrow Stars: Bryce Dallas Howard, Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum Setting aside for a moment how the title Jurassic World Domination was right there for the taking, it's hard to fathom how (m)any of the ideas that made it into this sixth and final(?) film survived the first draft. J. A. Bayona's silly but handsome …
Review: Dashcam
Director: Rob Savage Stars: Angela Enahoro, Amar Chadha-Patel, Annie Hardy In Yoshimitsu Banno's superb 1971 kaiju movie Godzilla vs. Hedorah, our goliath reptilian overlord does battle with a cutely designed alien monster comprised of animated garbage, sludge, slim, smog and toxic waste. If you compressed Hedorah down into human form, it might resemble Annie (Annie …
Review: Men
Director: Alex Garland Stars: Jessie Buckley, Rory Kinnear, Paapa Essiedu With exceedingly lamentable timing, Alex Garland's Men lands the same week as the culmination of a certain world-famous trial, the verdict of which will set back women's agency with domestic abuse claims by decades. The effect, one assumes, will be to make Garland's staggering faceplant of …
Review: Bergman Island
Director: Mia Hansen-Løve Stars: Vicky Krieps, Mia Wasikowska, Tim Roth Creativity abounds in Mia Hansen-Løve's English language debut, which finally reaches UK cinemas a year after debuting at Cannes. This is the quenching of a particular thirst, seeing as her last feature, Maya, didn't even receive a release in this country. For British Hansen-Løve heads, …
Review: Top Gun: Maverick
Director: Joseph Kosinski Stars: Miles Teller, Jennifer Connelly, Tom Cruise Tom Cruise has always been a bit of a strange bird. There's the scientology for a start. And that vaguely scary, pally, upbeat energy. An intensity that one might well imagine manifesting in obsessive behaviour. But he's always been ingratiatingly earnest when it comes to …
Review: Vortex
Director: Gaspar Noé Stars: Dario Argento, Françoise Lebrun, Alex Lutz As highlighted by Mark Cousins in his labyrinthine The Story of Film, Michael Haneke's 2000 film Code Unknown is made up of a series of long takes that never touch. Where traditional editing techniques juxtapose scenes directly to engender a sense of natural flow, Haneke divides …
Review: Benediction
Director: Terence Davies Stars: Jack Lowden, Matthew Tennyson, Tom Blyth The musings of WWI poet Siegfried Sassoon seem to have inspired a sense of visual poetry in British stalwart Terence Davies, whose stately biopic turns in some gratifying surprises in it's early sections. Disinclined to present the harrowing warfare of the Somme as anything approaching …
Review: The Innocents (2021)
Director: Eskil Vogt Stars: Rakel Lenora Fløttum, Alva Brynsmo Ramstad, Mina Yasmin Bremseth Asheim Childless, happily single and cresting toward the big four-oh, I don't mind admitting one of the lasting taboos of modern society; I'm not a great fan of kids. While my friends have partnered up and started reproducing - and happy I …