Director: Keith Thomas Stars: Zac Efron, Gloria Reuben, Ryan Kiera Armstrong Stephen King'sĀ Firestarter sits somewhere unassuming toward the bottom of the mid-tier of his work, and the same could be said for it's 1984 adaptation starring a young Drew Barrymore. By this yardstick the call for this remake seems relatively minor, yet here it is. …
Review: Nightmare Alley (2021)
Director: Guillermo delĀ Toro Stars: Bradley Cooper, Cate Blanchett, Toni Collette Roll up, roll up, ladies and germs. Spare a dime and gain entry, feast your eyes upon the eighth wonder of the world. Aye, a strange beast and that's for sure! What ye see in here, I say to thee, you'll give your sweetheart …
What About… House of Wax
It seems churlish to say, but for a little while there in the '00s, Hollywood horror movies got really... mean. In spite of Kevin Williamson's injection of post-modernist humour, the '90s weren't a vintage decade for the genre, at least, not in the West. This was kind of surprising, especially considering the pre-millennial tension that …
Review: The Grudge (2020)
Director: Nicolas Pesce Stars: Andrea Riseborough, John Cho, Frankie Faison Life and movies are filled with mysteries. One of the most puzzling movie mysteries of the 21st century is quite how Takashi Shimizu went from making such a thoroughly chilling entry in the prolific JapaneseĀ Grudge series (2002'sĀ Ju-On) only to find his brand of horror thoroughly …
Review: Rabid (2019)
Directors: Jen Soska, Sylvia Soska Stars: Laura Vandervoort, Mackenzie Gray, Hanneke Talbot To 'stan' has become part of the cultural parlance, and even a quick Google will give the uninitiated a definition: To "be an overzealous or obsessive fan of a particular celebrity". In general usage its applied more casually, I've found. Why bring it …
Review: Shaft (2019)
Director: Tim Story Stars: Samuel L Jackson, Jessie T. Usher, Regina Hall Gordon Parks' 1971 filmĀ Shaft is probably the mainstream's flagship title from the blaxploitation run of the era, but it - and its sequels - are also outliers in the subgenre. The majority of the pictures that fall into this bracket were about vigilantes, …
Review: Pet Sematary (2019)
Directors: Kevin Kƶlsch,Ā Dennis Widmyer Stars: John Lithgow, Amy Seimetz, Jason Clarke A few years back Kevin Kƶlsch and Dennis Widmyer set the horror scene temporarily ablaze with their dark and beautiful debutĀ Starry Eyes, a lo-fi body horror transformation of the American Dream into the Hollywood Nightmare. How unfortunately prescientĀ Starry EyesĀ now seems, as the filmmaking duo …
Review: Dumbo (2019)
Director: Tim Burton Stars: Danny DeVito, Michael Keaton, Eva Green "This is a disaster," exclaims Alan Arkin's character during the climactic scenes of Tim Burton's live actionĀ Dumbo remake, and given the savaging the film has received from most quarters of the UK press, one might assume that this line will live to take on a …
Review: IT
Director: Andy Muschietti Stars: Jaeden Lieberher, Sophia Lillis, Finn Wolfhard The world is ready forĀ IT. Following last year's breakthrough Netflix plagiarist pop hitĀ Stranger Things, there's a hunger for 80's nostalgia mixed with paranormal / horror elements in a heady mix that's suited for mass consumption. This new adaptation of the Stephen King bestseller absolutely caters …
Review: The Beguiled
Director: Sofia Coppola Stars: Nicole Kidman, Colin Farrell, Kirsten Dunst The arrival of a new Sofia Coppola film is always cause for excitement. With the triptych ofĀ The Virgin Suicides,Ā Lost In Translation and (the poorly received but enduring)Ā Marie Antoinette she confirmed herself a major talent in American filmmaking, tapping into a thoughtful feminine ennui with her …
Review: Ghost In The Shell (2017)
Director: Ā Rupert Sanders Stars: Scarlett Johansson,Ā Pilou AsbƦk, 'Beat' Takeshi Kitano Do you ever find yourself stiff-necked only to realise with horror and contempt for yourself that it's because you've been craning to read your smartphone for too long? TheĀ Ghost In The Shell live action remake takes this mild stunting of our natural evolution and expands …
Review: The Magnificent Seven (2016)
Director: Antoine Fuqua Stars: Denzel Washington, Chris Pratt, Haley Bennett Denzel Washington - doggedly the least-interesting A-list actor working today - heads up the cast of this wholly unnecessary retread of John Sturges' 1960 film, itself a derivation of Akira Kurosawa'sĀ Seven Samurai; a film which frequently finds itself inĀ the top end of critics' polls of …
Review: The Jungle Book (2016)
Director: Jon Favreau Stars: Neel Sethi, Idris Elba, Scarlett Johansson I usually try to get these seen and written as close to release as possible. It's more useful for everyone, right? Yet, when it came to Jon Favreau's remix ofĀ The Jungle Book, I found that my usual get-up-and-go had got-up-and-gone. I think the reasons for …
Review: Poltergeist (2015)
Director: Gil Kenan Stars: Rosemarie DeWitt, Sam Rockwell, Jared Harris Tobe Hooper's 1982 filmĀ Poltergeist, while rarely a fixture at the top end of Best Horror lists, has earned itself a rightful position as a classic of its era, thanks in no small part to the considerable influence of Steven Spielberg. Thought of by many as …
Review: Da Sweet Blood Of Jesus
Director: Spike Lee Stars: Stephen Tyrone Williams, Zaraah Abrahams, Joie Lee AĀ remake of 70's cult blaxploitation titleĀ Ganja & Hess, Spike Lee's latest joint is a Kickstarter funded horror film; his first effort in the genre and one of the precious few recent horrors from a Ā black creative team. One can bemoan the conspicuous absence of …